Monday 16 June 2008

Love.

Love, Its the most complicating, Phenomenons that happen to people, I mean like to some people its "ahh im in love" (today) and the next day= its like ahh I hate that fucking guy or girl, she's like totally not my type! I just wasted my time and energy on that stupid ridiculous relationship! Gosh!Well thats whats happening in the world these days! Its just a fuckedup,loveless scenario! I mean I've Practically gave up on love, well almost anyway!
I was in an awesome relationship,I mean i was having a ball for two fucking years ,I mean Of course we had fights and shit, but we managed to mend those wounds and love each other even more! But then after 2 years the fights became worse and ahhh i gave up, brutality isn't my specialty, I mean we were both driving each other up the wall!!So we broke up, and it took us about 4 months to just become normal friends again! Gosh and to think we were best friends before and shared everything together and all became lost in a matter of 1 month! It wasn't worth it!! I miss everything we ever had!
but you know what i've freaking moved on!
And now i've managed to love my self even more!
And its much more sexier than a shitty relationship.
I mean i get to go out and splurge on myself not have to be guilty or worry about getting anything for my"otherhalf' I mean its just nice...
Well you know these days its not like you know, you get to know a girl because she's beautiful or because she has an awesome personality , you just get to know a girl because u want to simply Bang her, or shag her or fuck her to be more precise!
As for the girls, who are not to innocent them selves, they just want a guy who's loaded and good looking and drives a BMW or MERCEDES, or else its like take a hike hunny, you aint my type!?
or have you seen my face , and do you think your thin wallet can support it?
So my fundamental question is are you looking for LOVE$ or a SUGA FUCKING MAMA Or these days a SUGA DADDY?
I mean i get out alot,to posh clubs and the sort right and i see men in their freaking forties with girls who look like they haven't even got their period yet!
They just want a nice rich guy who'll probably get them posh clothes and the likes, as for the pedophiles, they just want a nice sweet,tight pussy to insert their wrinkled, Viagra-drugged weiners. I mean give me a break, your wives at home, amd because your rich they use all your money just so that they can please your pedophilia dreams? And yet its not like you appreciate all the botox and boob jobs and tummy tucks they've had because you go around shagging imature- not
experienced children!
Divorces and shit happen because people can't keep their pants up.
I mean you know its nice to have someone to be with that knows everything about you and loves you for who u are, not for what your worth!
So get a job and wake up people,we're in the 21st century and need to buck up, or true love will be lost forever! yoors sincerely, Jon

Thursday 12 June 2008

National Service.

Well as Most of you ponder on the fact that national service can be quite a bitch, well this is how I'm going to put it, you see 4 months ago I got the blessed letter saying I was going to be a recruit!
Some how I had already expected it based on the fact that i was rather playful during my years of being in Primary and High school.
So when i got the bloody letter saying that i was going, I nearly flipped. I had always dreaded the idea of national service based on the horror stories that I had heard from most of my friends and even strangers!
So i began visualizing the whole program in my head!
Unno the way the trainers look, the way the camp looks and how the food and toilets were going to be like!
Then came 18th march 2008, the day i had to report at the Bukit Jalil Staadion
I got there with my mum who was practically holding back her tears, then i got on the bus and was on my way to camp, the emotions i kept hidden in me were all kept hidden as i kept a big smile on my face the whole way.
Then we reached this place which supposedly was supposed to be an agro resort of some kind. Gosh at first i taught that the camp base was actually the resort, and frankly i was somewhat happy with that thought, but then they made us walk about 500 meters and there we all went into shock, because we finally saw the place were going to be living in for the next 3 months-odd.
The moment we got in the had a bag check which was conducted by the coaches or as they call them selves teachers.
Well i'm not going to go into full detail because that would take days!
So i'll break it down, starting with the Dorms and toilets
The Dorms which were reasonably sized, and managed to hold about 30 odd recruits were minimal when it came to facilities, each recruit has they're own locker and bed and pillow. All of which not in they're best of conditions!
So we managed to make friends with each other. I met a bunch of guys who somehow spoke a different kind of Malay, It was almost as if they spoke Indonesian. And then when i got into a conversation i realised that they were from the state of Terengganu.Oh wait I'm going into a different subject of (reverse). Toilets! Oh gosh the toilets were dreadful!
All the toilets were squat toilets and me being a city boy who has never taken a dump in a squat toilet had to TRY!
Other than the squat toilets the rest of it was not bad, a few showers and a huge pool like thing of water for us to bath outside together.
Ok next chapter the Friends i made.
Firstly i wouldn't count these guys as ordinary friends because at the end of the program we were like a family~!
I literally met one guy on camp that spoke fluent English, the rest spoke a mix or pure Malay!
I had friends from Terengganu, Johor, Pahang and Kuala Lumpur.
The Terengganu guys were most friendly, based on the mere fact that most of them grew up in rural villages and on plantations!
Ok now I will elaborate on the quality of food. To me the food was maybe on the scale of good food a 4, But u must understand people, these cooks have to feed 300 hungry people, You should try cooking for 300 people and taste it, it will taste like shite!
Yet we all ate for the sake of not vanishing or becoming anorexic, plus we needed the extra energy for the amount of activities we have lined up everyday!!
This is basically our everyday routine,
Wake up by 5.30am(if ur muslim) and 6 if your not.
take your shower in literally freezing water,which literally makes u feel fresh the whole day. Then we go out for our Morning exercises and at 7.30am come back for breakfast. 8.30am we line up and head to class, and at 12.30pm we finish and come back for lunch followed by a short rest, at 2.30pm we line up again and head out for march practice or obstacle coarse practice or something like that. All of which are in the sun!
Then, We end at 4.30pm,We have tea and 5.30pm we head out for sports!
At 6.30pm we have dinner and from after dinner till 9.pm we rest our bones and at 9pm we head out to count our strength and if we don't have any activities we head back to our dorm and sleep or chill and hang out or just laze!
So thats the usual routine, but then we also have Obstacle comps and marchpast comps and kayak comps and volleyball comps and many more!
Plus we have character building classes and Nationalism classes , during these class durations we have loads of competitions and stuff, this really gets our competitive sides on and releases the sense of leadership in all of us!
The medical system isn't that amazing! I mean i would suggest, go to a pharmacy and get some basic medication! just to be sure!
At the end of the day, people who go for this program will learn alot
Through my experience, I got to meet all these people from all walks of LIFE. Understand different cultures and religions, and most importantly become more independent although i already am. The fact is I really enjoyed the whole experience, Malaysians need to start getting more positive and become more open to this program.I know that there have been mishaps but somehow if ur child isn't totally spoilt they would have a ball! So stop molly coddling ur children and teach them valuable stuff coz i met some people that didn't even wash they're clothes due to the fact that they didn't know how to. Well i will end this by saying the National service is a wonderful program and if the people in charge of this program could upgrade it abit then it would be even better!
SO FOR NOW Ciao,Dag, and Au revoir.
Jon